10 Questions: Non-Players in the Spotlight

[Badstench]

Testing... testing.

Hello?

It's on? Oh. ahem.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. It is with great pleasure that I announce the presentation of a new series of interviews coming to a computer screen near you in the very near future.

Once again, we are proud to bring you seven episodes of questions/answers for your information, edification, entertainment and delight. Spread over seven weeks, we sent our roving reporter out onto the highways, byways, boulevards and back-alleys of Tysa in search of the personalities of Sryth.

From Tallys to Zumryn and Solundor to Arkrol, we went armed with the hard questions. No personage was too famous or too great; we have spent an intensive campaign of petitioning, threatening, begging, supplicating and bribing (and sometimes we simply asked) for interviews from the wise and the well-known.

I can also tell you that we have a very special interview to close this series... an interview with... well, that would be giving it away, suffice it to say that we almost exhausted our avenues of research in tracking this person down. It wasn't easy, and the eventual success only came at terrible risk to yours truly.

Regardless, as a journalist and nosey-parker, risk is nothing when compared to reward, and my reward will come from seeing the expressions of amazement on your faces when you start enjoying...

10 QUESTIONS
NON-PLAYERS IN THE SPOTLIGHT
(coming soon)

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Producer's Preamble: As you will discover when this series unfolds, the questions that will be asked of our guests during each episode will be topical to past events and discussions in both the game and the forum. I have taken the liberty of 'interpreting' many comments from various threads and posts in the forum and transposing them into relevant questions.

In effect, this whole series will operate as one gigantic "Questions to the GM".
For this to work, it means the GM will be heavily involved, so it goes without saying that the release of subsequent episodes will be reliant only on the availability of the GM's time.

I would like to apologise in advance to those people who feel I should have given prior warning of these interviews because it entailed a "Questions to the GM" styled format; individuals may have had relevant questions of their own for our celebrity guests. However, we went to the interviews with you in mind, and I believe that if you look at each of our questions closely, you might see a variation of your own query (if you had one).

This endeavour has taken a considerable amount of time to put together, with a certain amount of liaising going on between the computers of Badstench and the GM (which is why Badstench hasn't been very visible in the forum of late).

As a teaser, I can advertise that the first recipient of our interviews will be that master of merchandising, the stalwart of sales, the viagra of vending...
none other than Tallys himself!

See you very soon!

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off camera, a voice comes through the microphone...

"What the hell does 'viagra of vending' mean?"

[zmflavius]

off camera, a voice comes through the microphone...

"What the hell does 'viagra of vending' mean?"

I think it means that he drives a hard bargain.

[Badstench]

Once again, welcome to the question and answer interviews from our production team. In this series, folks, we’ve discarded the shackles of the studio to invite you on a road trip. From Tallys’s Trading store to the halls of power in Talinus, and from the Loch Islands to the lonely halls of... actually, that one’s a secret... you are most welcome to join with us as our mobile audience... and enjoy the scenery at the same time.

In this first episode, our roving reporter took a cameraman and a list of questions to Tallys, and though he was a bit startled to see us at first, he soon warmed to the occasion and settled into a talkative mode that was only interrupted when an adventurer arrived to purchase an item.

I’m sure you will find this quite interesting...


10 Questions
Non-Players in the Spotlight
Episode 1: Tallys


Q1) You once followed the life of an adventurer. What made you decide to give it all up and become the proprietor of a trading establishment?

As you well know, a lifetime of adventure isn't the easiest activity on a set of bones. After countless adventures, expeditions, battles - and despite the fact that there remained so much I hadn't yet encountered or explored - I came to the difficult, but wise, decision to abandon my perilous pursuits. Many nagging aches have served to reinforce the belief that adventures, and all that they entail, are better left to those who still retain a glimmer of youth to them.

Upon retiring from a life of adventure, I found myself in possession of a great many magnificent and unique items, most of which I collected myself. After a failed attempt at operating an alehouse in Trithik, I acquired the land upon which my Trading Post now sits and set about providing today's adventurers with a wide array of magical gear that isn't to be found anywhere else.

Of course, the construction of the Trading Post involved the forcible displacement of a particularly savage lot of trolls, but that's perhaps a tale too lengthy (and gruesome) for our purposes here.

Q2) Stories abound that you have many items stored away that have never been displayed in the shop. Is this true and, if so, why don’t you display them?

Yes it's true, and they're all under lock and key - and guarded by a series of powerful enchantments - so don't get any ideas.

Some of the items that I don't display do make appearances, either in raffles, or as pieces in special, limited-time collections. Others will gradually make their way onto my shelves as time dictates.

Q3) Speaking about stories concerning your past feats, if half of them can be believed, you must be incredibly old. Is it true you have discovered the secret of long-life?

Firstly, all of them can be believed, although they do indeed serve to comprise an incredible litany of accomplishment.

Secondly, I am older than I look, but younger than many have guessed. There is a secret to our... that is, my... longevity, though it is nothing of the sinister sort. You might try asking some others how old they are - Hurenon comes to mind - though I doubt they'll be as forthright. In short, yes, I would say by most measurements, I'm old.

Q4) Did you have a regular group of people you preferred to adventure with, or were you not fussy on that score?

I've adventured far and wide with all manner of folk, though my fondest memories involve the adventures I shared with a group of friends - we called ourselves "The Band" back in those days. There was Tymson the Axe, Blaze of Graldok, Jilnarra... and a handful of others... all young, foolhardy, and fearless. Such was the state of the Age!

Q5) What do you think of today’s current crop of adventurers compared to the famous and infamous of years-gone-by?

With the decline of traditional adventuring outfits, like the Silver Crest, I feared the days of the adventurer were all but finished. I half-imagined myself standing alone in my Trading Post, staring at a dust-laden shelf of swords, axes, and shields that no one would ever want again. Thankfully, I was quite off the mark!

With a few notable exceptions (one glaring exception, in particular) the adventurers I've managed to keep up with are men and women whose bravery, skill, and passion have served to herald in a new and wonderful era. Today's greatest adventurers (again, with just a few exceptions) are, without question, the best of the profession I've ever seen.

Q6) A lot of people have queries about adventure tokens. Why do you insist on these peculiar things as your preferred form of currency? What purpose do they have to you?

Adventurer Tokens hold a special place in my heart. In fact, I can still remember where I found my first one. Adventurer Tokens allow me the chance to control the dispersal of the magnificent wares to be found in my Trading Post. Their rarity is, of course, part of their charm.

There's just something about an Adventurer Token!

Q7) Are you aware of a person named Thymbrak who is wandering around Tysa teasing adventurers with the showing of a few items that are every bit as powerful as the best you have in stock?

I have nothing to say about Thymbrak, other than it is my belief that he (and a few select others) have done much to damage the reputation of adventurers everywhere. Sometimes I've half a mind to... well, there's no need for me to rile myself up. Staying away from such characters (and you know who they are) is easily the best possible course of action.

Q8) Why do you periodically hold raffles? Is this a ploy to maximise your income potential, or is there a deeper philanthropic answer?

I can only say that I enjoy them. And, they provide me with a way to directly bestow just a bit of my own success on those throughout this vast kingdom who find themselves short on luck and worse for circumstance.

Q9) Has there ever been a time when you have sold an item, then had to recall it from the purchaser for any reason? If not, would you recall an item if it was necessary?

I have not yet, at least to my recollection, had to recall an item from an adventurer. If the need were to arise, I wouldn't hesitate to recall an item, though I would be certain that its owner was properly compensated, of course!

Q10) Have you ever been tempted to come out of retirement and flex your adventuring arm for old time’s sake?

Every time an adventurer walks out of my trading post, it's all I can manage not to don my old and dented helmet, pick up my trusted blade, and follow at their heels. It's at that moment I'm usually reminded of one or more of my nagging aches and I suddenly realize that a steaming mug of palo sounds better than a trek through the wilds!


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And with that, Tallys put the kettle on to boil, though it was noted he only got one mug ready. Our reporter took the hint and left Tallys to his privacy, not begrudging the old adventurer his preference for solitude; after such a busy life, he deserves it!

And besides, our reporter had a long way to travel to meet the next subject of these interviews, and as soon as we receive his dispatch, we’ll be proud to present the next interview.

Until then, folks... happy evening this All Hallows. Don’t let the bed-bugs bite!

[wetheril]

Very well-done! Interesting thing about Tallys's responses is that now I have more questions after hearing his answers. In particular, I wonder if he's got "history" with Thymbrak, and if we'll ever get to meet any of his old adventuring pals.

[zmflavius]

I think this, in particular supports Thymbrak as one of the people who won't get a Tome of Attainment.

[Elrond]

Great interview! Thanks and repps, Badstench!

[shadowblack]

How did I forget repping Badstench until now? Oversight fixed, Badstench repped. :)

[cddanforth]

Hahah that was awesome. I do wonder what he means by "There is a secret to our... that is, my... longevity"....

[Young Ned]

Hahah that was awesome. I do wonder what he means by "There is a secret to our... that is, my... longevity"....

Oh, good catch! I didn't notice that.

Hmm.... so there's more than one Tallys? That could explain how he accomplished so much.

[Badstench]

A whole week has turned around since last we shared our company. In the meantime, we received the latest dispatch from our travel-weary reporter – a very interesting interview conceded by the master of the battlegrounds, Zumryn (surname unknown).

I must admit to being quite proud of our reporter for his clever questioning in this interview. He managed to elicit some startling information with carefully phrased words. This is not rumour, this is not innuendo. The following is factual information offered from the battle-master himself...

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10 Questions
Non-Players in the Spotlight
Episode 2: Zumryn

Q1) For a long time, Barrow Loch held nothing of interest for adventurers except a pleasant excursion to a non-threatening locale (apart from the odd scuffle with pirates). Why did you set up the Battlegrounds on Iron Crown Isle in particular?

Iron Crown Isle? It must be remembered that the Battlegrounds is more of an event than it is a place. The events at the Battlegrounds could take place anywhere, though the remoteness of Iron Crown Isle has played into it’s favour as the spot from which I chose to host the event. The island is also a place filled with wild beauty – and there are very few natural perils to be found on its shores – something that can't quite be said for other remote corners of this grand kingdom.

Q2) Considering that many adventurers return to the battlegrounds time after time, are we to assume that the opponents they face in the arenas aren’t actually killed? How does this work exactly? Is it like an illusion?

I would be happy to explain it all, were it not for the fact that revealing my secrets might very well jeopardize the enterprise. There are others who have tried (and some who continue to try) to duplicate the success my Battlegrounds have come to know. Two dear friends helped me set up my operation on the isle, and I still consult with them from time to time. The enemies that adventurers face are not illusions - that much may be known - and they are actually killed. The secret I will protect is how these defeated enemies are once again made available to the next participant.

Q3) It’s understandable that the undead would line up for the chance to rend a human limb from limb, but how did you get the Ogre Lords to accept being the models for their particular challenge?

The enemies that make up the Battlegrounds challenges (there's a new one on the horizon, by the way – and it's the most challenging and robust yet) have no choice in the matter. The process that draws them into this world (yes, I said ‘this world’) is one over which they exercise no control. They do share a common distinction, it should be noted, and that is that they are no longer of this world. This doesn't mean that they're all undead, mind, but they certainly no longer roam among us.

Q4) Is there a limit to the upper levels of both challenges, or are the levels of difficulty never-ending?

Both of the current challenges have no upper limit.

Q5) Do you ever plan to replace existing challenges or add new ones? For example, if the Ogre Lords decide they’ve had enough of being adventurer fodder, do you have a back-up alternative?

Challenges may be altered to provide different options, though it's not likely that a challenge will be replaced. New challenges are on the way. The very next challenge will feature some rather nasty reptilians... and no, it's not what you're thinking! (You were thinking Tzaril, weren't you? Well, it's not Tzaril. I simply can't abide those creatures). This challenge will be the most complex yet.

Q6) Many adventurers have come out of the Bonehorde challenge relating a tale about a benign ‘ghostly lady’ that can be encountered from time to time. Were you aware of her, and if so, can you explain why she might haunt that arena?

I know of no such 'lady', although I cannot deny that I have also heard tell of her. Iron Crown Isle, as I understand it, was once the home of a powerful order of sorcerers, or so I understand from various bits of lore I've managed to dig up regarding the island's history. When you're dealing with sorcerers (I'm a rather accomplished caster myself, it's been said), one never knows what to expect.

Q7) What is the origin of the orbs that can be found in the arenas? Are these an invention of yours, or does someone else supply you with them?

The orbs are a creation of one of my partners in the Battlegrounds enterprise. It was originally intended that there would only be a limited number of them, but as you (and others) have no doubt discovered, they are somewhat plentiful. To be perfectly honest, we lost control of the orbs early on, though we've done our best to contain them since.

Q8) You have been quoted as saying, “It might interest you to know that right over there is the spot where the bravest and boldest will one day draw arms and challenge one another to friendly duels. It will be my grandest achievement yet”. Are we to understand from this that you are planning a Festival of Blades styled event... or is it something entirely different?

Festival of Blades? No, no. This will be something quite different. Since you mentioned the Festival of Blades, I must say that that particular tournament was among the grandest of spectacles I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I had a small wager placed on Trogg, but wasn't entirely surprised when Chase stood alone, victorious, at the centre of the field. It certainly was exciting.

To answer your quesiton, no, this will be something entirely different. It will be a place where adventurers can directly challenge other adventurers to a contest of arms. Initially, no magic will be allowed in these contests, and there is likely to be a limit to the number of contests an individual can participate in during a 24 hour period. There will, of course, be a small fee in gold collected from each participant...for each battle.

Q9) The adventurers who visit the battlegrounds reads like a ‘Who’s Who’ of the famous and soon-to-be famous. Are you impressed with their achievements? Have they fared as well, or better, than you imagined?

I am very impressed with their achievements -- not only their achievements on the isle, but the success they've found far and wide as adventurers. The adventurers who've hacked, smashed, slashed, blasted, kicked, and stabbed their way through my challenges have far exceeded my wildest expectations. They are, for the most part, a lot that is worthy of praise and respect.

Q10) And lastly, quite a few adventurers have noted the omission of Rokmokkara’s name from the leaderboard lists. To your knowledge, has he ever chanced his arm in the arenas?

Who? Rokmokkara? I can't say I'm overly-familiar with him, though I confess that I've heard the name before. I'm not one to cast judgement on others, but there's little can truly be said in favour of any adventurer whose name isn't to be found on our dear old leaderboards here on Iron Crown Isle!

Well, I must be off, but take care of yourself, and may the All-Father guide you.

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That last question must have been precognitive journalism, for a note was included with this interview as submitted by our roving reporter... apparently, he stumbled across Rokmokkara while enroute to his next assignment, and managed to snatch a few interesting responses from the man who, in all likelihood, is one of the most controversial adventurers in all of Tysa.

We will bring you this impromptu interview as soon as the draught copy arrives.

Until then, we'd like to leave you with a little advice from a wise adventurer of ages past: Never turn your back to a dragon lest you have eyes in the back of your head or a death wish.

[Elrond]

This is great! It looks like Badstench's forum work continues to "excel!" It was enjoyable and fun reading the 2nd installment in the series.

[shadowblack]

Some very interesting answers, particularly about the future challenges. But the explanation about the duels was also very interesting.

The opponents being "not of this world" is certainly interesting information. As for how they always come back: Runes of Life, anyone?

[spencer]

Excellent job as always, Badstench, I thank you.

[racey]

Very well done again Badstench. Thanks!

[Young Ned]

Great job, Badstench! These interviews are proving most interesting. :cool:

The opponents being "not of this world" is certainly interesting information. As for how they always come back: Runes of Life, anyone?

He actually said "no longer of this world", which I took to mean that they were of this world originally but have died. (As opposed to them being from some other world altogether, which wouldn't make sense given the histories they all seem to have on this world.)

I agree, it's probably something to do with Runes of Life, but I'm sure it's not as simple as that makes it sound. For one thing, Runes of Life (for us) work only on someone who is still living -- the Rune sort of "catches" you as you die and restores you. Applying Runes of Life to an ogre who's been dead for centuries is quite an achievement, and one that I certainly hope doesn't achieve widespread usage. We have enough evil creatures around here without bringing dead ones back to life!

[Badstench]

An astounding thing has happened! Our reporter completed his latest interview and gave the dispatch to a passing rider... and that dispatch has arrived at my desk this very moment.

I took a quick glance, and knew straight away that this had to be presented to you as quickly as possible. The interview with Rokmokkara is, to say the least, audacious. Our reporter has out-done himself. The bravery he showed with some of his questions should earn him a Pulitzer.

With that in mind, we are pleased to bring you the new interview ahead of our normal release date.


10 Questions
Non-Players in the Spotlight
Episode 3: Rokmokkara

Q1) Ahem. My gracious thanks for condescending to these few questions, Mr Rokmokkara, sir. Your fame precedes you on many levels. How does it feel to know that you are held in the regards of many people in your same profession?

First, allow me to thank you for the honour of being engaged to answer these questions. It is an honour I fully deserve, though I've long feared that such courtesies had likely become casualties of the general vulgarity of the age.

Second, allow me to dispel the insinuating and rather obnoxious notion that I share any sort of "profession" with the crude, blade-toting rabble whose members so boldly pass themselves off as my peers. I am not without peers, though it would prove to be the task of all tasks to find any who fully measure up to that lofty status, particularly amongst the group to which you're alluding.

Q2) As an acclaimed adventurer, you must have travelled widely. Have you had any experiences in the Northeast of this kingdom? I ask because such tales pertaining to that area are sparse.

A hero's calling knows no borders. I have travelled to every corner of this kingdom and to lands beyond. At every instance, I have been immortalized, you might say, in the lore of those whose perils I have brazenly laid to rest. The accounts of my deeds in all regions of this kingdom, including the northeast region, are indeed vast. You needn't look very hard to find them.

Q3) I have to be honest with this next observation. Your reputation isn’t of a gracious nature. Other adventurers don’t speak very highly of you. What’s with that?

I think it's in the nature of "adventurers", (and I put emphasis on that word because it's used so loosely these days – fraudulently, some might say) to be competitive and to seek to differentiate themselves from those who share their profession. The striking difference, and the very thing that sets me apart from the vast majority of those who call themselves "adventurers", is that I am not an adventurer. I am a hero.

I do not seek adventure for its own sake. I seek out the opportunities that allow me the chance to utilize my finely-honed skills and enviable abilities in the service of those who cannot fend for themselves. Heroes are not adventurers, and very few of today's "adventurers" are heroes.

So, to answer your original question, it is my status as a hero that has drawn the ire of a select few who, I daresay, fancy their reputations and images after my own. It's quite laughable, actually.

Q4) I have this from a reliable source... you recently visited the domicile of a very famous adventurer and displayed an animosity. That adventurer reported that you seemed... confused? There is a term gleaned from the beast known as a Skitz Beetle. From this has been derived the term, “Schizophrenia”. Some people think you were bitten by this beetle. What is your response to this accusation?

Yes, I seem to recall the incident in question, as insignificant as it was. I had been recovering from a rather bad bout of mountain fever when I paid a visit to the residence of an old acquaintance. It will undoubtedly bring joy to many to know that my recovery is now complete and I am once again fully-immersed in the daily struggles that beset me in my calling as a hero.

Q5) What are your ultimate goals?

I have recently taken into my employ a chronicler whose sole duty it is to set down for all time the grand scope and heroic nature of my deeds. Too often, are such things left to chance – passed from place to place and down through time by voices with little deference to the significance of the story that's being recounted. A fully-detailed chronicle of my deeds is, at the moment, my ultimate goal.

Q6) I’ve recently come from Zumryn’s battlegrounds, and learned that your name doesn’t appear on the leaderboards. Why haven’t you proved your mettle there?

Shall I be forthright with my answer? The insinuation thrust at me with your question rather calls for it, I daresay. Zumryn is a tired, disingenuous old man and his battlegrounds do little more than serve the misguided vanity of those who choose to take part in such carnivals. I find the whole notion insulting.

Q7) Tales have been told about a magic weapon called “The Sword of Merzek”. Does this weapon hold any interest to you?

It holds no more interest to me than do any of dozens of other misremembered myths. There are just as many sages who will tell you that Merzekk wielded an axe, not a sword. It's quite beside the point, but if such a weapon did exist, I'm sure that a certain greedy toad would already have it resting on one of his trading post shelves. You simply can't go around believing everything you hear.

Q8) If I may be so bold... the Age of Igtheon is upon us. Do you think our current leadership is equal to the task of combating this peril? What I mean is... do you think King Wenreald is equal to the task of keeping us safe?

Well, it's hardly the King's duty to keep us safe. His responsibility is to maintain the sovereignty of our fair kingdom – a task that he and his mercenaries (some would call them thanes) are probably capable of.

Combating the peril of this age, or any other, is the responsibility of anyone who does not wish to fall prey to it. Those sitting about and fretting the dangers that press at the edges of our realm, while waiting for the Crown to come riding in with horns blasting and banners waving, are deluding themselves. Those counting on brave souls to provide heroic efforts – brave souls like me – are less delusional, though even I cannot hope to be everywhere at once.

Q9) It was happenstance that I met you here. Do you have a permanent domicile? I have heard of many adventurers who have utilised the services of Faradmyn, the real estate agent. Do you have a private residence?

One who has a "private" residence surely seeks to maim the very meaning of the word "private" by disclosing such details. A hero of my stature and renown has little recourse, I'm afraid, but to find himself travelling to all corners of the kingdom. The helpless do not cluster themselves into a single convenient spot, you know, although now that I think of it, that might solve a fair number of problems.

Q10) And sir? I must ask you... in all humility and with the greatest of deference... why do you think other adventurers think poorly of you?

I confess that I'm not aware that any of them do.

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So, it seems the world is in super-safe hands with Rokmokkara to watch out for us. All you other adventurers may as well hang up your swords and buy a farm... but please continue to buy a subscription to these interviews.

Our clever little reporter has continued on from his sojourn at the Moonshore Inn with Rokmokkara, and is currently ensconced with an enigmatic figure. Many of you might have noticed him coming and going at the Adventurers Collective – he’s the good looking, studious chap.

Next week, we will present his interview with none other than Arkrol, the Familiar Keeper.

Until then, I’m going to leave you with this little gem of wisdom: A happy adventurer is he who lives to fight another day... with pockets full of plundered gold.

[wetheril]

LOL! I was absolutely rolling with laughter with this interview. Some of my favorite quotes:

...is that I am not an adventurer. I am a hero.

That was just too much. Had to crack up.

It's quite beside the point, but if such a weapon did exist, I'm sure that a certain greedy toad would already have it resting on one of his trading post shelves.

I'm pretty sure this confirms that Rok is not getting a Tome of Attainment!

Thanks for continuing to entertain with your interviews, and an early release too!

Edit: Repped when I am next able.

[shadowblack]

"a certain greedy toad" LOL. Probably my favorite part of this interview. Who would've thought that I would agree with Rokmokkara on something... I'll rep you when I can, Badstench.

[Oldschool]

Lol..... Helms off to Badstench and the GM for taking the time to do these interviews. Kudos for some well posed questions and flavor to the interview Badstench and same to the GM for his answers and staying in character.

[Young Ned]

Hee-hee... Now I'm wondering what history Rokkmokkara and Tallys have between them that accounts for this mutual animosity. Rokky being who he is, it's not hard to guess WHY there's animosity; I'm just curious as to the specific incident(s)...

I think my favorite part was this:

Q10) And sir? I must ask you... in all humility and with the greatest of deference... why do you think other adventurers think poorly of you?

I confess that I'm not aware that any of them do.

SO typically oblivious! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/Old_Ned/lol.gif

"a certain greedy toad" LOL. Probably my favorite part of this interview. Who would've thought that I would agree with Rokmokkara on something...

You think Tallys is a greedy toad? But he's so nice. Gives us free palo and jitters all the time... and look at all the ATs he gave us for a few simple quests!

[Badstench]

Please bear with us; the interviews promised with Arkrol and Piripor are a work in progress.

I've been waiting patiently for the GM to respond to questions from the interviewer. I fully understand that he has only so much time to spare, and I would rather he concentrate on game content, but... I received a communique from him two weeks ago that promised an answer to both Arkrol and Piripor's interviews. Those answers have not yet arrived in my in-box.

I hesitate to hound him, for reasons already given.

But I promise you this.... when the interviews are presented, the wait will have been worth the while.

(The "while?"... What does that mean, exactly?")

As an addendum, many of you got into the spirit of eliciting questions from King Wenreald. I appreciated that the queries were asked in the requisite form of supplication and grovelling. However, the last communique from our roving reporter said that he had to re-word the questions so they wouldn't be too inflammatory.

What does this mean? I can only explain that we have lost contact with our reporter. He became privy to the location of a person of dubious quality, and being a good reporter, he pursued the information... to what end, this producer can't say.

[Young Ned]

A "while" is a period of time, for example "let's wait for a while". We don't often think of "while" as a noun, though, using it more often in a form like "while we're waiting"... Actually, I can't think what part of speech it would be in that latter example. Is that an adverb? A preposition? I think we need Dooli. :cool:

Did some research... was reminded that it's also a verb, as in "I would while away the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain..." :) Looks like it's a conjunction in "while we're waiting", according to the examples at dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/while). Interesting, I wouldn't have guessed conjunction. No wonder I was having trouble placing it.

[Badstench]

Good catch, Young Ned.

In effect, the sentence I used was arse backwards. I should have said, "The while would have been worth the wait"?

In the meantime, I have received another communique from the GM regarding the interviews... he has apologised for his tardiness and has asked for our patience: the answers will come.

Unfortunately, I'll be away from my keyboard for the next 7 days, so if his answers arrive to my inbox within that time.... shrug.

I promise you this, though... "The while will be worth the wait!"

[Young Ned]

Actually, "the wait will be worth the while" isn't backwards at all... it's a very common phrase, which is why you wrote it that way before getting all analytical and wondering what it meant. It's simply another way of saying "the wait will be worth the time [you spent waiting]."

(And of course, "worth the while" is the source of the word "worthwhile"... you're not going to start saying "whileworth", are you? ;))

Anyway, have a great time on holiday, and we'll see you when you get back!

[Badstench]

[Making this quick... there is internet on Aitutaki... for two hours each day... and it costs a fortune to access. I checked my email and thought you'd like to see the following....]

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After a much unanticipated delay, we are happy to present the next of the interviews with persons of interest to those of you who follow the paths of adventure. In this episode, our interviewer managed to gain an audience with Arkrol, The Familiar Keeper, who has teased many of you with the promise of obtaining a magical ‘friend’.

It behoves me to explain that the delay in bringing you this interview is a cause of great concern to the production team, for our reporter went missing during the course of his journalistic search for worthy subjects. Of greater concern was the fact that his notes were found abandoned in a hostel room in the Royal city of Talinus not long after he completed his report for episode 6... which is the reason for the unanticipated delay.

We pray daily for the health and safety of our reporter and are searching for him. In the meantime, you should find solace in the presentations of those interviews he managed to complete before his disappearance. We trust you will enjoy them.

10 Questions
Non-Players in the Spotlight
Episode 4: Arkrol, the Familiar Keeper

Q1) I must thank you for acquiescing to see me, sir. It has been a cause of some consternation that your door has remained closed since the sign first appeared appraising adventurers of your business. What is the cause of your long-delayed opening?

First, allow me to thank you for taking the time to come and visit me. It gets a bit lonely in these halls, to be sure. The delay, I’m afraid, has been largely my own doing as I have refused to allow familiars out into the world until I’m certain they are safe... at least relatively safe... both for the adventurers who will possess them and the populace amongst which they will dwell.

Q2) The brochure that advertises your wares makes mention of a “Summoner’s Stone”. This has caused wild speculation as to the means of acquiring a Familiar. It isn’t broken is it? (Sorry, the thought just occurred to me)... What I mean is, can you explain what the Summoner’s Stone is, exactly?

The Summoner’s Stone, as far as anyone knows, is an artefact that allows the summoning of the spirits of various creatures... both from this world and beyond. It channels the wayward/departed spirits of creatures and allows for them to be summoned into a new host. For example, the spirit of an ancient dragon might be summoned into the body of a common wren. The Summoner’s Stone calls on these spirits, from anywhere, and embodies them in hosts familiar to our own world. So, in essence, it summons familiars.

The real trouble with the Summoner’s Stone is that it is an object that possesses a dangerous degree of intellect. It is able to provide a specific function, as I’ve mentioned, but how it performs that function, when it performs that function, and to what end is entirely of its own doing.

The stone is missing a rather important essence which is required if I’m ever to effectively communicate with it. I suppose the collection of this essence will be a task best left to one of the many adventurers that pass through this hall.


Q3) So, am I correct in assuming that Familiars are magical by nature?

Yes, they are magical. It should be noted, however, as I’m certain you know, that magical does not mean invulnerable or immortal

Q4) Familiars are traditionally thought of in connection with witches and wizards. As such, they tend to be visualised as black cats or toads and suchlike. This assumes that familiars have a physical form, of course. How likely is it that a familiar might appear as, say, a pet rock or a talking skull or something even more exotic?

Familiars will be nearly limitless in the scope of their appearance. And, it should be noted, that the outward appearance of a familiar can have little to do with its nature or capabilities. I’ve seen familiars that were goblin skeletons that breathed fire... and rats that could heal their masters by biting them. I’ve also seen non-living objects serve as hosts for familiars... books, candles, floating swords... I’d like to say I’ve seen it all, but that is certainly far from the truth.

Q5) Some adventurers have been a little worried that the guildhouse might start to resemble a menagerie of beasts and birds once you open your doors for business. Do you think someone might make a lot of money by going into the business of manufacturing ‘pooper scoopers’?

Well, the guild hall is already full of beasts of the two-legged variety. (That was, of course, a jest...for the most part).

Perhaps, my friend, you ought to take a stroll through the guild hall and familiarize yourself with all of its various sights, sounds, and smells – it’s a bit more than one can stand for any extended period of time. The addition of a few more creatures will hardly affect the atmosphere of this place in any meaningful way. Again, I’m just having a jest... sort of.

Q6) How did you gain dispensation from the Guildmaster to set up shop within the Adventurers Collective? There must be many traders who would love the same consideration, given that adventurers seem a spend-thrifty lot, so why do you think you gained a license to operate here?

I was one of the original members of the Collective. In fact, I’ve been around here long enough to recall several interesting incidents, most notably the departure of Tallys from our ranks, which is still a sore subject in this hall.

Q7) Do you have a ‘history’ with the Guildmaster?

I know the Guildmaster, though only through my long and storied membership in the Collective. He is a mysterious figure, but someone I greatly admire. His dedication to the support of adventurers and the cause of adventure itself is remarkable. There have always been rumours abound that our Guildmaster had one or more other separate identities, though I can’t see how such a ruse might hope to be pulled off for as long as it’s been suggested.

Q8) A few adventurers asked me to enquire of you: what good is a familiar? Why would we want one? What benefits are there to having a critter following us everywhere?

Familiars are strange things. They serve as an extension of one’s own abilities – magical or otherwise. They’re known to appear when you most need their help, and also to be infuriatingly absent during the most desperate of circumstances. On the whole, however, a familiar that has created a strong bond with its master is a blessing – in combat, out of combat, and indeed, in all manner of scenarios.

Q9) And what criteria should an adventurer possess if he or she aspires to the ownership of a familiar?

The Summoners Stone will only summon a familiar for a soul it deems worthy. The nature of a summoned familiar, or rather the pool of familiars from which it is summoned, seems to have a correlation to the skills and powers of the individual for whom it is summoned.

Q10) Sir, I know that some of the questions have been awkward, considering you still don’t have an opening date. This one seemed relevant, considering that many adventurers have displayed short spans of attention and a great deal of impatience...

When is it likely that you will open for business?

I’m afraid that, until the essence is recovered and applied to the Summoners Stone, my doors will remain closed. However, the Guildmaster has recently informed me that he has a particular adventurer in mind for a mission that may involve the recovery of the essence. That bodes well for all concerned, don’t you think?

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Our search for the interviewer followed his trail from the Adventurers Collective in Trithik to a public drinking house in the well-known village of Hawklor. Next week, we will be proud to present a meeting with the famed publican, Piripor, of The Stoneback Tavern.

Hopefully, we should also have good news about the welfare of our reporter.

Until then, it seems appropriate to end with a prayer and good wishes to travellers and adventurers alike.

Aloha.

[wetheril]

Thank you once more, for bringing another great interview, and repped! Despite the delay, it's been worth the wait. I'm really curious now about Tallys's history with the Adventurer's Collective. Hm...

[shadowblack]

The answers were definitely worth the wait. Very nice interview!

Looks like there's an adventure we have to complete before we can get a familiar... I wonder how difficult it'll be...

[zmflavius]

Hmmm...I wonder if Tallys set up shop just to spite the Guild...

Adventurer's guild IS a guild...

[spencer]

I am just glad that they don't appear to be "pets" that are found in a lot of other games. Very intriguing information was given and I think we are all eager to see what all this portends.

[Oldschool]

Yeah the bit about Tallys is tantalizing indeed.

I also was particularly struck by this,

"There have always been rumours abound that our Guildmaster had one or more other separate identities, though I can’t see how such a ruse might hope to be pulled off for as long as it’s been suggested."

And I've often wondered about the initials for the Game Master and Guild Master..... Now this bit about separate identities.......

Kudos to the GM and Badstench who I hope isn't getting too much sand in his drinks. :)

[Young Ned]

Great interview, Badstench! Some very intriguing tidbits indeed. It does sound like there'll be an adventure to collect this essence Arkrol needs. Perhaps during that adventure we'll get a chance to ask Tallys about his departure from the guild?

Although if we do, he'll probably just mutter something vague that will only whet our curiosity all the more... :p

[Doolipalally]

I am just glad that they don't appear to be "pets" that are found in a lot of other games. Very intriguing information was given and I think we are all eager to see what all this portends.

Same here! I think I'd rather have a mystery inanimate object. Sounds intriguing.

[thingirl]

Did anyone else notice:

Q2) What I mean is, can you explain what the Summoner’s Stone is, exactly?

The Summoner’s Stone, as far as anyone knows, is an artefact that allows the summoning of the spirits of various creatures... both from this world and beyond. It channels the wayward/departed spirits of creatures and allows for them to be summoned into a new host. For example, the spirit of an ancient dragon might be summoned into the body of a common wren. The Summoner’s Stone calls on these spirits, from anywhere, and embodies them in hosts familiar to our own world. So, in essence, it summons familiars.

Q3) So, am I correct in assuming that Familiars are magical by nature?

Yes, they are magical. It should be noted, however, as I’m certain you know, that magical does not mean invulnerable or immortal.

If they are ghosts, why are they not immortal? I mean, yes, I "kill" ghosts all the time in Tarn, but that is more like driving them out after they've had enough, right?

[Scarbrow]

If they are ghosts, why are they not immortal? I mean, yes, I "kill" ghosts all the time in Tarn, but that is more like driving them out after they've had enough, right?

I think that since a familiar will require a physical host to channel the departed spirit, that material host will be subject to material menaces.

[thingirl]

But, the hoast is just a hoast. The familiar is a ghost. It might change hoasts 20 times and still be the same thing.

[shadowblack]

Just because it is a ghost/spirit/whatever doesn't mean it cannot be permanently destroyed, though.

[texlaw1992]

I went back to the familiar keeper and forgot you have to ask him what's up before he tells you about the stone. Just for a second, I thought the new adventure was in place. Oh well.

As far as familiars go, I'll settle for a mini-dragon, cat, dog, or pet rock.

[Badstench]

[The interview with Piripor is in my email inbox... the GM has obviously found time to pay attention to our questions. I won't tease you with a wait...]

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Message from the Producer: "Our search for the interviewer has taken us from Trithik to Hawklor. We know that our reporter was in the company of Piripor, who owns the Stoneback Tavern; we have the notes of his interview with that publican as proof, and do hereby present the finished article.

There is a warning goes along with this presentation: we assume the interview is bona-fide, and Piripor has confirmed much of the details as you shall read.

10 Questions
Non-Players in the Spotlight
Episode 5: Piripor of the Stoneback Tavern

Q1) The Stoneback Tavern has a reputation among adventurers for holding fond memories of their neophyte days as mercenaries. The topic of a drink called ‘Hammertongue’ often elicits stories about a giant called Jask Jikarn (I think that’s how it’s pronounced). Was it he who invented this brew, or does it have a different origin?

First, allow me to say that the Stoneback Tavern serves the finest ale and the best stew you’ll find this side of the Felrundins – and there’s no mistake about that.

Hammertongue? Yes... quite a brew. Hammertongue was an invention of mine, though I didn’t brew it myself. A man I know in Durnsig brewed that one for me, though, as I’ve said, the ingredients were my idea.

Jask-Jikarn? We dont like hearing his name around here. Thankfully, he and his have been dealt with – quite severely I’ll add, as was warranted!

Q2) I recently met an adventurer who wondered if you have any affiliation to Grutzmil, the owner of the Goblinclaw Inn. Is there any merit to this query?

The Goblinclaw? I’d hardly call that leaning pile of ruin an inn. I’m glad you referred to old Grutzmil as the ‘owner’ and not the ‘keeper’, because he does very little keeping over in Southtrod Glen.

Q3) Hawklor lies under the lee of the Felrundin Ranges, a place that is renowned for danger and peril. Why, not far from this very village, adventurers constantly battle to keep a demon from getting loose – Xarakk, I think it’s called. Doesn’t the proximity of such danger worry you?

Demon? Yes, I confess that I’ve heard tell of such things from time to time, but I can’t find merit in every tale that’s told over a flagon of ale, mind.

The danger that worries me include the shrinking provisions in my cellar and storerooms, and the rising cost of running the Hills’ favourite tavern. Still, stories like the one you just mentioned are good for gab and gab is good for a full common room... and a full common room is necessary if one wants to have full coffers – and who doesn’t?

Q4) Speaking of dangerous critters, there was an animal called a ‘Horntail boar’ that used to proliferate in this area. They haven’t been encountered for a long time. Have they become extinct?

Yes! It’s a sad day when something like the Horntail becomes a scarcity.

It’s even sadder when it has been suggested that some of this age’s most prolific adventurers (thought of as ‘heroes’ in many circles) are rumoured to have had their hands in the hunt.

I will tell you this, though... theres no better meat for stew than the centre of a Horntails tail. However, purchasing poached game from hooded strangers in the dead of night and tossing it into the pot under the name of venison is no way to conduct oneself.

Q5) Another adventurer (and this was a female, I hesitate to mention) noted that a chill wind blows through the bar while mingling around the room, even when the door is closed. Does the building need some work done to it, or does this pre-eminate something more ‘other-worldly’?

A female, did you say? Well, we love our ladies at the Stoneback.

Yes, that pesky breeze has been sweeping across our big room for longer than I can remember. I’ve patched things up as well as I might, but it doesn’t seem to do any good. There are some, as you would expect, who see fit to declare that it’s some sort of ghost haunting the place. One thing I don’t believe in is ghosts. One thing I do believe in, however, is ghosts being bad for business.

Q6) Speaking of which, there was a particularly nasty blizzard last winter... a storm in which quite a few locals went missing. The gods be thanked that most of them were found alive and were returned to safety. How are they faring?

Thanks to the heroics of a certain adventurer (we all know who it was) and, not to mention the piping hot broth and warming spirits provided at the Stoneback, all those who walked out of the tavern when the snows were cleared are doing quite well. That blizzard was something I doubt any of us will ever forget.

Q7) This area has a proliferation of adventurous stories attached to it. You must have heard those stories bandied from patrons. Are there any rumours or historical tales about the area that haven’t come to light yet?

If you knew even half the tales and rumours I’ve got swimming about in my skull, you’d be... well... theyd be swimming about in your skull...and I wouldn’t wish that on you! I love a good yarn like anyone else, but only if there’s a grain of truth to be found in it. Many of the stories that find their way to my fireside are to be enjoyed as just that – stories – not factual accounts.

One of the more fantastical tales I’ve heard over the last couple of years is one that tells of a long-lost series of underground passages and chambers – some have been known to call such things dungeons – right here in the village. Some of Hawklor’s historical records also make mention of ancient tunnels that supposedly exist below the village. I suppose that, some day, someone will figure it all out and then we’ll know, either way.

Q8) On a personal note, does the life of a tavern-keep offer you the rewards you envisioned when you first opened for business?

Well, as is common knowledge in the village, I took on keeping the tavern when my father gave it up, just prior to his passing. That was many years ago.

Now that you mention it, I dont think I ever really gave it much thought. I always assumed that I would run the Stoneback one day, and so it came to be. It’s not easy work, but it is rewarding, as all honest work is.

Q9) The last question I have involves a few recipients of past interviews. To date, I have talked to the merchant extraordinaire named Tallys and a famous adventurer called Rokmokarra. Are you familiar with these people?

I am familiar with Tallys, of course, and he has, on rare occasions, stopped in for a flagon of our best. I’ve never been to his Trading Post, but I would like to take peek sometime, though my duties here keep me tethered to this place most days.

I’ve heard of Rokmokkara, but only bits and pieces, really. I believe he’s some sort of Dragon-slayer or Giant-hunter, or somesuch?

Q10) Oops! I have one more question, and I hope this doesn’t seem too impertinent.

An adventurer whispered in my ear that she returned a ring to you with an engraving that said, “To my beloved Piripor”. Women seem to love hints of romantic intrigue. Can you satisfy her query, which was to ask after the meaning of this engraving? I hesitate to ask this last question, because it involved a fanciful tale about a giant cat and a ‘shrinking’. It sounds implausible to me, and questions of a fanciful nature go beyond the realm of a responsible reporter. Nevertheless, erm.... is there any merit to the question?

That, my friend, is something I’d rather not reveal, at least not fully. I will say that it was a gift from a lady still very dear to my own heart – a lady of adventure who, many years ago, passed through the village and stepped into my life – a lady who has long since gone off in search of more than what this little corner of the world could afford her.

Yes, it was a stroke of luck – part of a rather extraordinary chain of events – that brought the ring back to me. Needless to say, Ill not let it out of my sight again.

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The investigator who is currently pursuing enquiries after the whereabouts of our reporter was kindly offered a bed and a free meal of... dare I say it... Horntail stew.

We have the next interview in our possession, though it is incomplete.

There may be another delay in presenting the next presentation, which was aimed quite loftily.

All I can say is... "Watch this space".

[shadowblack]

Wow, nice interview!

Of particular interest for me were the answers about Horntail boars and about the dungeons that might exist under Hawklor. I wonder if that refers to the Altar of Malice, or to something else entirely? Something we will get to see some day? I hope for the latter.

Next is the King, right? I can barely wait!

[Young Ned]

Another good one, Badstench!

Was the Altar of Malice in Hawklor? I don't remember that somehow. I hope he's hinting at some new adventure beneath Hawklor; that would be cool.

[shadowblack]

My mistake: The Altar involved the Goblionclaw, not the Stoneback. So that can't be it. Therefor it is either just a rumor, or - hopefully - a hint at future content.

[Young Ned]

Ah, okay, that's what I thought. Yes, with any luck it'll be a reference to some future content. :D

[zmflavius]

Another good one, Badstench!

Was the Altar of Malice in Hawklor? I don't remember that somehow. I hope he's hinting at some new adventure beneath Hawklor; that would be cool.

It was the goblinclaw.

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[wetheril]

Welcome back from your vacation, Badstench, and thanks for posting the interview with Piripor so soon! I am very amused by his reaction to the mention of Grutzmil and the Goblinclaw Inn! :D

And like Shadowblack, I'm also greatly intrigued by the mention of a network of tunnels under Hawklor. I hope there will be an adventure some day that might shed light on this rumor.

It was also kind of Mr. Piripor to disclose a bit of background about the ring. :)

[Oldschool]

Nice interview Badstench and welcome back.

[Dragonscloak]

I am so looking forward to reading the next interview.
Thanks for all the hard work!!!

[texlaw1992]

They are excellent. Hopefully you can do one with Barynbor. I need to find his weakness so I can give him a wedgie and finally subdue him.

[Lightwielder]

They are excellent. Hopefully you can do one with Barynbor. I need to find his weakness so I can give him a wedgie and finally subdue him.

Are you going to use TELEKINESIS to administer said wedgie?

[texlaw1992]

Ah yes, if we could only use powers against him:

1. Telekenisis: Barynbor's eyes bug out as his underwear constricts ...

2. Gating: Barynbor grunts in surprise as you appear behind him and yank hard ...

3. Shadow Magic: Barynbor screams in pain as the shadows go to work in his most sensitive of areas ...

4. Destruction: Barynbor drops his sword and covers himself in embarassment ...

5. Elementalism: Barynbor yells as if his pants are on fire, which they are ...

6. Illusion: Barynbor flees as you have made his clothes invisible ...

7. Necromancy: Nah, even Barynbor does not deserve that.

[shadowblack]

Lol, thanks for the laugh!

[Arik]

I really like this thread so far!

Will any of the Thanes be interviewed? Mezaryl? Irzynn?

[zmflavius]

I really like this thread so far!

Will any of the Thanes be interviewed? Mezaryl? Irzynn?

We're right now waiting on one from King Wenreald. From then on, I don't know.

[Badstench]

Once again, friends, it's time to release the newest and latest of the interviews brilliantly conceived by our missing reporter. This is the last of the conversations our reporter did before he vanished, though he had promised an interview of stunning audacity as the finale.

Whether that promise ever comes to fruition, only time will tell. We continue to search for our missing colleague and hope to advise you of good news in the near future.

In the meantime, we are privelaged to hear from our sovereign, King Wenreald himself...


10 Questions
Non-Players in the Spotlight
Episode 6: King Wenreald

Q1) Your Highness, can you explain to your subjects exactly what style of government they exist under. Given the power afforded the various Thanes, do you have final decree or are you limited in power... or do you share power? In other words, is the Kingdom of Tysa an absolute monarchy, a constitutional monarchy or an oligarchy?

Before we embark on our endeavour, allow me to thank you for these questions. It is both an honour and privilege to be given the opportunity to answer them.

In our great Kingdom, the Authority of the Crown – wielded by Tysa's reigning monarch – is the lawful authority (as described in the Canon of Addridor) that grants a Tysian sovereign unquestioned dominion over all that lies within the established borders of our realm.

While the Canon is the very foundation of the ideas that have formed many of the laws upon which Tysian society has been structured and built, it is not, in and of itself, law. Only the reigning monarch can create law.

Q2) It has become evident that some rivalry exists between various Thanes. Is this destabilizing to your central rule?

The conventional wisdom would dictate that I decry any such rivalry, and yet, while I remain cautiously observant of such things, I do not find that rivalries are necessarily detrimental. In fact, I’ve come to the conclusion (privately, you’ll know) that Thanes vying for the favour of the Crown against their fellow Thanes means they are not, as you may have noted, united against me.

Q3) Thane Pyrond has not been seen in Trithik for a goodly time. There is a rumour circulating among adventurers that he is dead. Do you have any comment that might confirm or deny this rumour?

I’m certain that if the good Thane was beyond recall by any measure, I would have been among the first to know. I hope to never receive such dreadful news as there is still much for him to accomplish.

When I next convene the Council of Thanes, it would pain me greatly to find an empty chair where one of my most trusted and celebrated allies once sat.

Q4) There has been a sudden increase in the numbers of freelance adventurers roaming the land, the majority of whom seem to make a profitable living. This suggests that the kingdom is beset with dangers in this, the Age of Igtheon. Have you taken any special measures to protect your subjects during this time of foreboding?

I am not ignorant of prophecy, though neither am I beholden to it. There is no question that the forces allied against the realm of men grow stronger and bolder with each day that passes, but to attribute all of our ills to the epoch into which we brazenly sail is to grant too much significance to what is, after all, something we, ourselves, have defined. However, it would be equally unwise to deny that there is no truth to be found in the foretellings.

Q5) How are international relations with neighbouring kingdoms? One would expect that a strengthening of alliances between the realms of Men would be an appropriate counter to threats posed by the Age of Igtheon.

We enjoy a prosperous peace in our great Kingdom – peace won and preserved through strength.

Your assessment of the strengthened alliances between the realms of men, particularly Phiadon to our west and Ryorsial to our east, is quite correct. The common enemies who inhabit the realm of men serve to unite us – at least to that end – though at present there exists no binding arrangements between any of our nations.

I’ve always maintained that our relations with other nations are strengthened by our formidable defences, both natural and otherwise.

Q6) As King of Tysa, authority over matters of a legal nature that affect the kingdom rest with you. You have the power of annulment, final appeal, writs of freedom, etc. Many adventurers have reported a meeting with a person named Daidrur in the mountainous regions of Southwest Tysa who is said to have lost your favour and been exiled. Some of those adventurers are petitioning for Daidrur to be pardoned. What is your stance on this?

Daidrur. Yes, the name is well known to me, and at one time he was perhaps among the most trusted of my allies – and a dear friend. His reliance on sorcery has, I’m afraid, twisted his mind. I very much doubt he recalls the true account of the incident that severed our friendship – an incident which, for a time, made him the most wanted man in all of Tysa.

His attempted treason was not accidental as he would have others believe. Still, he’s now in the twilight of his life, if he yet lives, and harmless enough by all reckoning. Despite all that’s happened, I will forever miss his friendship.

Q7) Your subjects are constantly denied access to the halls of your castle. What do you fear by this decree?

I confess that were it feasible, I would walk openly amongst my subjects, whose toil is the very backbone of our Kingdom. I also confess that I leave the security of the citadel to those whose duty it is to see to such things.

Q8) Your castle lies in close proximity to the halls of The Grey Circle, a bunch of magic-users with a secretive mien. Do you sanction their existence?

It’s certainly no secret that the Grey Circle is an entity whose means, and whose very existence, often comes into conflict with the existing political structures and populace amongst whom they settle. The order has yet to earn my ire, but it has, of course, been made quite plain that they can expect to wield no power within these borders. The people of Tysa look to Talinus and the Crown for their leadership – not to Asphyr and Anarain.

Q9) Have you knowledge of a trader named Tallys? He has a high reputation amongst the mercenaries who help keep your kingdom safe.

[For a moment, the King is silent. He suddenly laughs.]

Oh yes, ‘trader’, as opposed to ‘traitor’.

I beg your forgiveness. I know Tallys quite well. Over the years he has been called upon in a variety of capacities, though I daresay his days as the brave adventurer to whom we first cast our appeals have waned. There is, after all, no denying that a certain other adventurer has, of late, begun to eclipse even the great Tallys.

Q10) In all supplication, your Highness, I am a reporter. As such, I look for information that might be interesting to the general populace. One of the tid-bits of information I have come upon hints that a foe of the kingdom has reappeared. I speak of the demon, Runeskin. Is this rumour of concern to you?

Such rumours must be a concern, though until they have been demonstrably substantiated, they must not be allowed to cloud judgement. I had heard, however (and perhaps I risk saying too much), that the great Ryorsilian Archamge – I speak of Hurenon, of course – had discovered a way to prevent this demon you mentioned from ever setting foot in our world again.

Regardless of this, it must always be remembered that our Kingdom, and indeed the entirety of the realm of man, is by the providence of the All-Father, what is and what will be. We must never forget that our toils, our endured hardships, and indeed our very lives honour the faith He has shown in his chosen subjects. I daresay that even the most hideous of demons will falter before a notion so utterly self-evident.

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There was a notation scribbled into the margin of the reported interview to the effect that our reporter actually asked a further question, but this was deleted from the final presentation after the king was advised against an answer by his chief counsellor.

However, we have since gained a short communique from the office of his highness that our reporter had mentioned his researches had hinted toward an interview with an outlaw so dastardly as to warrant the alrm of the royal constabulary.

The name mentioned was... and this cannot be verified with any accuracy... Irilden Southrunner!

[Young Ned]

As is not uncommon with people in high positions, King Wenreald's responses were a bit vague and noncommittal. Still, the fact that he was willing to answer questions at all is quite impressive. Three cheers for His Majesty!

Another great job, Badstench. Kudos to you! :D

[Doolipalally]

Great political-speak! Hmm, Hurenon, eh? That should be interesting...

[zmflavius]

Yes...I can't help but feel that this is all connected to Fogbough somehow...

Ok that was sort of obvious.

[spencer]

Excellent job, Stenchy...and what of the rumors that Southrunner has met his demise...hmmm?

[wetheril]

[For a moment, the King is silent. He suddenly laughs.]

Oh yes, ‘trader’, as opposed to ‘traitor’.

Oh, the response to this question was very amusing, props to our GM for his answers! :D The response to the question about Daidrur was particularly interesting as well.

Thank you, Badstench, for another great interview. I'm glad to see this isn't the last, and at least now, there's some explanation for why our reporter "disappeared". An interview with the Phantom Assassin will be interesting indeed. :)

[Arik]

No doubt Mr. Southrunner will have some kind words to say...like about when a certain adventurer dropped a portcullis on him...;)

[Oldschool]

I'd like to point out, "There is, after all, no denying that a certain other adventurer has, of late, begun to eclipse even the great Tallys."

His excellency is no doubt referring to me as I get told that all the time. :cool:

This "Rokmokkora moment" is now over and we'll return to our regularly scheduled programming - lol. ;)

But seriously well done interview as always Badstench - duly repped.

[zmflavius]

I'd like to point out, "There is, after all, no denying that a certain other adventurer has, of late, begun to eclipse even the great Tallys."

His excellency is no doubt referring to me as I get told that all the time. :cool:

This "Rokmokkora moment" is now over and we'll return to our regularly scheduled programming - lol. ;)

But seriously well done interview as always Badstench - duly repped.

I think anyone claiming to be able to eclipse Tallys is stretching things a bit.

Look at him! He's gone everywhere, from Phiadon to Ryorsial, and Hadrigon and without a doubt the Central Broadlands as well. He's probably been even to places that are on the map but aren't recorded in the docs yet! He's amassed a hoard of treasure and done jobs for Queen Laoron Chevren, Nirith, Hurenon, and he's deposed warlords and adventured with the most powerful adventurers and magicians and wizards of all time.

And what did WE do?

[shadowblack]

A better question would be "What do we GET for our trouble?" Seems to me like Tallys got all the best stuff and left the rest (as well as all the trouble) to us.

[smv1973]

I think it is kind of strange King Wenreald talked about The Archmage Hurenon. It has been said that the King made a secret decree to for forbid Hurenon from crossing into the kingdom. I wonder where the King is getting his info from? Unless the King has meet with Hurenon in secret.

[Arik]

Wonder if Hurenon will be interviewed?

[Badstench]

I have been asked to conduct interviews with a lot of persons in Tysa... those that have had dealings with adventurers.

To these requests, I can only respond by explaining that the interviews exist within a production that has a limited lifespan. We don't have the budget to travel the length and breadth of Tysa repeatedly, and the Producer has the end say over what is presented. This series was promised to consist of seven episodes. We have presented six so far.

We are not sure if the seventh will be presented at all! We do admit to having come across the seventh report, but we have been censored by the Royal justiciary until the accuracy of the report can be verified.

The producer apologises for this interference by the government, but our hands are tied.

[texlaw1992]

Badstench, if you need an injunction, habeas corpus, etc., let me know. I'll have the Justiciary buried so deep in paperwork they'll lose all interest in blocking the interviews.

[zmflavius]

Badstench, if you need an injunction, habeas corpus, etc., let me know. I'll have the Justiciary buried so deep in paperwork they'll lose all interest in blocking the interviews.

Because Tysa is an autocratic government, annoying the government may not be a wise idea...

[Badstench]

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the final instalment in this series of interviews with the famous and infamous celebrities of Sryth. The truth of the rumours concerning tonight’s guest have been confirmed with the arrival of a bound sheaf of hastily scrawled notes to our editing office. The delivery was made in a most unusual manner; a street urchin dropped them at the reception desk. When questioned, he could offer no satisfactory answer as to who requested the delivery, nor if the petitioner had been our missing reporter.

Therefore, it saddens me to relay that our reporter is still missing and, judging by the content of this latest despatch, we fear the worst. However, our investigations into his whereabouts continues.

In the meantime, we present a foreword to this interview penned by our reporter in explanation of various side-notes to the presentation. Read and enjoy!

To The Producer

Sir, I can only explain my recent silence as a means by which to describe an extraordinary opportunity that fell my way during researches into famous figures and celebrities of Tysa, namely that I stumbled across information that led me into the presence of a person known as “The Phantom Assassin”.

I’m not sure if I found him or he found me, but the end result is an interview with Irilden Southrunner! The reason for my silence was due to the great lengths this person pursued to keep his identity and location secret; indeed, I don’t know where the interview took place, nor how I came to be there, for I was rendered unconscious prior to the meeting.

It is necessary for me to explain that this interview is quite short, for Irilden Southrunner is a man of very few words. As he stated, “actions speak louder than words”, and this became obvious during our discourse. The Phantom Assassin uses a lot of sign language and facial expression to impart his answers, and this is why the following interview is punctuated with notations as to his movements.

I am sending you this interview before the ink is dry on these pages, for although the assassin let me go, I feel a great unease with the largesse he displayed in letting me go.

Furthermore, I cannot vouch for the accuracy of his replies to my questions, for they are at odds with what we know about his history. It was frustrating for me to hear ambiguities to my questions, and you will note that I sometimes asked the same question twice in an effort to elicit more accurate answers from him. I leave the unravelling of the truth of his words to others.

Regardless, I remain nervous as to my own life-expectancy following this interview. I sincerely hope to see you soon.

Regards
Your Reporter


10 Questions
Non-Players In The Spotlight
Episode 7: Irilden Southrunner

Q1) Erm... I must admit to being nervous, sir. Your reputation is twofold; you are acclaimed as being the greatest assassin that ever walked this world. As such, you are both feared and exalted. Does your fame (or infamy) have any bearing on your purpose?

(Stares quietly at the interviewer for several moments. Rubs under his right eye with his right index finger. Looks to his left. Looks back at the interviewer and shrugs.)

My reputation is something attributed to me by those who would seek to see me rotting in gaol, or marched onto the scaffold. I aspire to nothing, save to walk a path of my own choosing.

(Smiles unnervingly)

Feared? Few are the souls with reason to fear me. I do not seek to instil fear, if perhaps that was what I was to glean from that question. Infamy? Fortune? I seek neither and yet find myself with no lack of want for either.

Q2) You are known as “The Phantom Assassin”. How does this title sit with you?

(Slowy closes his eyes and then... just as slowly... reopens them. A faint smile creeps across his face.)

Again, you speak of things over which I may hope to exercise little influence. That moniker has been applied to me by those whose notions of me have already been hardened. There is no lack of righteous indignation or ignorance where the public perception of my trade is concerned. It is all extremely sensationalized and tiresome.

(Carefully folds his hands on his lap.)

Q3) It is common knowledge that you employ lesser assassins to fulfil your contracts. Some of these have been apprehended and wallow in gaol cells. I refer to names such as Sark Wormfoot and Zijin. Others have been killed. Do you replace these ‘lieutenants’ as need dictates?

(Sneers. Clears throat impatiently)

I confess my own ignorance with regard to those names. To my knowledge, I have never made use of the talents of another to ply my trade. The results of such folly are easy to imagine.

(Glares in a manner challenging)

Q4) What I’m asking from the previous question is... it is widely believed that you run a consortium of “Killers for Hire”. Yet, you deny this. My point was to ask how you maintain your anonymity if you employ lesser assassins?

(Stares unblinkingly at the interviewer, and after nearly fifteen seconds, slowly shakes his head at the audacity of the repeated question)

I am, by my own admission, the last true practitioner of a trade that has long since been subjugated by the whims of a more vulgar element.

Q5) In the previous question, I mentioned the need for anonymity. It is common knowledge that an adventurer recently got the better of you, resulting in the loss of a digit... namely, a finger. This would go some way to identify you as being.... erm... you. Does this cause you any concern?

(Stares incredulously at the interviewer, then holds up both of his hands, revealing a total of ten wiggling digits!)

One mustn’t go about believing everything one hears... and one cannot simply go about proclaiming wild rumours to be common knowledge. As you can see, I’ve no reason for concern, although the perceived gullibility rampant in the court of public thought is cause for worry.

Q6) Sir, it is uppermost in my mind to leave this interview with my life intact. The fact that I plan to see this interview published makes me wonder why you would acquiesce to my questions. Do you crave notoriety?

(Snorts derisively, then quickly smiles.)

Perhaps a reorganization of your thoughts is in order. You need not fear me without reason and, in fact, I quite insist upon it. If you had reason to fear me, it’s doubtful our little talk would have taken place. I crave nothing of the sort. The Phantom Assassin has no lack of want for infamy or notoriety, though I quite comfortably enjoy the absence of both.

Q7) If you would indulge me, sir, what does a master-assassin aspire to? I mean, do you hope to retire one day and leave the world at peace from your attentions?

(Closes his eyes then suddenly opens them wide. Again, he smiles unnervingly).

As I mentioned, only a few breaths ago, I aspire to nothing. The necessary wants of man are enough to occupy even the most idle of hands; I cannot conceive burdening oneself with crafted aspirations that are not, in the end, a means to anything. Of course, that’s my own humble opinion.

(Unfolds and then refolds his hands).

Q8) Forgive me if this next question seems impertinent, but a certain adventurer I have acquaintance with has sworn to see you brought to justice. If my information is correct, it was the very same adventurer who supposedly took your finger. Do you have a message for that adventurer?

(Looks down at his folded hands and then slowly returns a chilling gaze to the interviewer.)

Brought to justice? I would only say that it would certainly be a feat worthy of some mention.

Q9) Um... this next question is... difficult. You’re an assassin. The term supposes that you are a “killer for hire”. Just supposing I wanted someone killed, how would I go about contacting you to see the deed done?

(Shakes his head slowly.)

This is one of the grand misconceptions of my trade – of which I remain the only true practitioner, or so I’ve been able to discern so far.

My services are not sought. When there arises a task for which my talents are well-suited, careful deliberation is given to its details, along with all of the nuances of those details. It is then for me to seek to employ said talents in the time and manner that will best effect a favourable outcome.

It is after a task has been completed that those who have benefited from its execution are informed.

Q10) Sir... my last question is by way of being self-preserving. Can I honestly expect to walk away from this interview with my life intact?

(Rises to his feet and steps forward, meeting the interviewer in a shoulder cross. Smiles broadly as he steps back and bows magnanimously)

You, dear sir, and your questions, have been a delight. A welcome diversion from what is, in part, a rather lonely existence. I wish you well in your endeavours and pray that the All-Father may guide and protect you and yours.

~~~~~~~~~

[Badstench]

Sir, I took it, from the last comment, that I was not a target of the attentions of Irilden Southrunner, but as I write this report in a room to which I awoke after leaving his presence, I am alarmed by a noise scrabbling at the shuttered window. Something seeks to gain entrance and... there is a horrific smell... By the gods!

I need help!

~~~~~~~~~~

A final word from The Producer: I leave this series of interviews with a heavy heart, fearing that The Phantom Assassin went back on his word and had our reporter killed after he had finished his report.

As I have already stated, we are continuing to search for our employee. If developments arise which shed some light on his fate, be rest assured that we will let you know.

In the meantime, thank you for your attention to this series of interviews. Whether there will be another series is, as yet, undecided.

[Lightwielder]

This series seeming to end is almost as sad as Monk being cancelled.(Or finished or whatever.)

I do certainly hope there are more.

[zmflavius]

Sir, I took it, from the last comment, that I was not a target of the attentions of Irilden Southrunner, but as I write this report in a room to which I awoke after leaving his presence, I am alarmed by a noise scrabbling at the shuttered window. Something seeks to gain entrance and... there is a horrific smell... By the gods!

I need help!

~~~~~~~~~~

A final word from The Producer: I leave this series of interviews with a heavy heart, fearing that The Phantom Assassin went back on his word and had our reporter killed after he had finished his report.

As I have already stated, we are continuing to search for our employee. If developments arise which shed some light on his fate, be rest assured that we will let you know.

In the meantime, thank you for your attention to this series of interviews. Whether there will be another series is, as yet, undecided.

Wow, that's cold.

And I'm sure I cut off his finger!

[spencer]

If the interviewer needs to be avenged or rescued, please let me know....*sharpens his new sword* I would personally love to have a word or three with this Phantom or new "Phantom" if that is the case :)

[wetheril]

Interesting read, and thank you for bringing the last installment of the interviews. As expected of a master assassin, he leaves much to ambiguity, but I like the glimpse into his character all the same.

[Elrond]

... but I like the glimpse into his character all the same.

What glimpse? The bugger didn't answer a single question!

Thank you, Badstench! The series has been, as usual, tremendous! You keep raising the bar and beating it with every production. Good luck; and I look forward to your next installment.

[Arik]

This interview was my favorite. Thanks, Badstench! I eagerly await hearing the fate of the reporter...

[thingirl]

Hmmm, don't be so fast there, Elrond.

A final word from The Producer: I leave this series of interviews with a heavy heart, fearing that The Phantom Assassin went back on his word and had our reporter killed after he had finished his report.

As I have already stated, we are continuing to search for our employee. If developments arise which shed some light on his fate, be rest assured that we will let you know.

[Young Ned]

And I'm sure I cut off his finger!

If memory serves, we never actually saw the finger leave his hand. IIRC, the portcullis slammed down on him, blocking our view of him, and then we found a finger with a ring on it floating in the water. So the finger could have been a decoy he dropped to mislead us, or even a completely unrelated finger that was already in the water and just happened to float by right then.

Or, given the common availability of magical healing, it's possible that he did lose a finger but had it healed/regrown. That could explain why he looked down at his hands in this particular exchange:

Q8) Forgive me if this next question seems impertinent, but a certain adventurer I have acquaintance with has sworn to see you brought to justice. If my information is correct, it was the very same adventurer who supposedly took your finger. Do you have a message for that adventurer?

(Looks down at his folded hands and then slowly returns a chilling gaze to the interviewer.)

Brought to justice? I would only say that it would certainly be a feat worthy of some mention.

As for the reporter's fate... It's interesting that Southrunner claims to work alone, when we spent a fair bit of time tracking down and neutralizing his reputed associates. Perhaps he has no formal arrangement with those associates, but they hang around him and try to take care of things they think he'd like done, on their own initiative. In which case, it's possible that Southrunner really meant the reporter no harm, but one of his associates took it upon himself to try to silence the reporter...

...but I like the glimpse into his character all the same.

What glimpse? The bugger didn't answer a single question!

Ah, but his evasions are still revealing of his character. But now I have a lot more questions for him!

[zmflavius]

If memory serves, we never actually saw the finger leave his hand. IIRC, the portcullis slammed down on him, blocking our view of him, and then we found a finger with a ring on it floating in the water. So the finger could have been a decoy he dropped to mislead us, or even a completely unrelated finger that was already in the water and just happened to float by right then.

Or, given the common availability of magical healing, it's possible that he did lose a finger but had it healed/regrown. That could explain why he looked down at his hands in this particular exchange:


I doubt that magical healing can create new normal digits, given how many people we've met have eyepatchs and primitive prosthetics.

To that end, I can't believe I never thought of the above possibility.

[Young Ned]

I doubt that magical healing can create new normal digits, given how many people we've met have eyepatchs and primitive prosthetics.

Perhaps they weren't able to find a healer quickly enough -- there may be limits to what healing can accomplish if the wound has started healing on its own.

Or maybe they couldn't afford a healer -- not a problem the Phantom Assassin would have.

[Lightwielder]

Or, given the common availability of magical healing, it's possible that he did lose a finger but had it healed/regrown. That could explain why he looked down at his hands in this particular exchange:

But he was taken aback by the reporter's question, thoroughly surprised that he asked it. He looked down at his hands to make sure that he wasn't hallucinating or somehow mistaken this whole time. Sort of a "just checking" gesture.

[zmflavius]

But he was taken aback by the reporter's question, thoroughly surprised that he asked it. He looked down at his hands to make sure that he wasn't hallucinating or somehow mistaken this whole time. Sort of a "just checking" gesture.

He could've been faking...

In fact, knowing the Phantom Assassin, he could have been lying through his teeth throughout the entire interview. He might even have killed the reporter and forged the report.

[wetheril]

As for the reporter's fate... It's interesting that Southrunner claims to work alone, when we spent a fair bit of time tracking down and neutralizing his reputed associates. Perhaps he has no formal arrangement with those associates, but they hang around him and try to take care of things they think he'd like done, on their own initiative. In which case, it's possible that Southrunner really meant the reporter no harm, but one of his associates took it upon himself to try to silence the reporter...

You know, I meant to say something like that, but couldn't find the right words to say it this morning, since I was in a hurry. But that's exactly what I was thinking, Young Ned! :)

Ah, but his evasions are still revealing of his character. But now I have a lot more questions for him!

Right, and the problem is, you'll most likely end up with even more unanswered questions!

[Young Ned]

You know, I meant to say something like that, but couldn't find the right words to say it this morning, since I was in a hurry. But that's exactly what I was thinking, Young Ned! :)

I always knew you had a great mind! ;)

Right, and the problem is, you'll most likely end up with even more unanswered questions!

Yep, he's just that kind of guy...

[shadowblack]

In fact, we don't even know for sure if the one whoi lost a finger was the real Phantom Assassin. Maybe someone decided to "borrow" the name after we (supposedly) killed the "real" one...

[wetheril]

I always knew you had a great mind! ;)

Because great minds think alike? ;)

...though the reverse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrAhqdviKBY) might also be true...

[Badstench]

NEWS FLASH

Message From The Producer: It seems that The Phantom Assassin also reads the interviews submitted by our reporter. We have received a communique from him that denies having anything to do with the disappearance of our missing staff-member. In his words:

The accusations levelled against me are unfounded. Your reporter departed my presence hale and hearty. I can only repeat what was said in the interview.... my particular skills fall only to those whose actions call attention to themselves.

In actual fact, I found the company of your employee a welcome distraction... somewhat amusing... and I had no reason to harm him, or you, for that matter.

However, any further comments of a libelous nature will be viewed dimly enough that my opinion might change... and yes, this is a threat!

[zmflavius]

Wow...

Clearly, the GM does monitor the forums.

I guess that that counts as direct proof.

[Badstench]

NEWSFLASH

Foreword from The Producer: Rejoice! Our reporter has returned to us!

The manner of his appearance was as mysterious as his disappearance and, though he is whole in body, I fear that his mind did not fare so well; he is currently hospitalised with the monks at Lyrelock, sequestered within a padded room where he babbles about... well, I should let his last lucid writings explain his state of disorientation.


10 Questions
Non-Players in the Spotlight
Episode 8: Runeskin

Q1) Your Unholiness, it is with the utmost reluctance that I agreed to conduct this interview at your behest, though I suspect I didn’t really have a choice in the matter. “Evil news travels quickly between evil creatures”, the saying goes, and it seems my previous encounter with the Phantom Assassin came to your attention very quickly indeed. The question was put to him if he craved notoriety? His response was negative.

I now put the same question to you: Is the reason you have abducted me for the purpose of an interview merely self-serving – a means by which to satisfy your own ego and need for fame and acknowledgement?

The reasons for condescending to place you in my presence are my own. I do not expect you to have any hope of understanding them. The rather worldly, petty notions you mention – fame, acknowledgement, ego – these hold little meaning for me as one utterly oblivious to time – one who exists entirely outside the realm of consequence.

I hope the rest of your questions are not quite so... insulting!

Q2) Regardless, I find myself at your mercy, though this is a trait I’m sure you don’t possess. Demons are notorious for being mean, murderous and unpredictable. Your very nature reeks of chaos and mayhem. Because of this, I find it not incongruous to note that demons possess a hierarchical political structure… with the stronger ruling the weaker. Where do you place yourself in that hierarchy against such names as Jhaloth and Joloreth?

You think me a mere demon?

Your insults know no bounds. Were it not for what I perceive to be your base ignorance, I might choose to erase your existence – if only to spare your unworthy fellow readers from your intolerable insipidity!

Demons are not, in the end, immortal. Demons do not exist through all time. Demons are creatures of fabric and will. Demons can be slain. I, as even your modest intellect might be able to decipher, am immortal. I exist throughout all of time. I have no fabric, save that which I choose to grant myself. I, as you will no doubt be disheartened to discover, am beyond death.

Q3) Are you jealous of Igtheon, who has a whole era named for him on the world called Sryth?

Your boldness is refreshing. Despite the grovelling to which I’ve grown accustomed when addressed by one of my subjects, I will admit that it does, at times, grow tiresome.

Igtheon is one of the more powerful demons to rise out of the blackness of the Neverness. Some are prepared to ascribe to him a mantle, as he appears to have triumphed over some of his lesser brethren. His rise is as meaningless as his existence. He is but a buzzing, stinging insect that has yet to be swatted. Still, his small incursions into the realm of men are amusing.

Q4) It is generally believed that gods, devils and demons have spheres of influence that they control to varying degrees, whether it be lordship over certain types of creatures, items or emotions (like love, envy, anger, etc). If this is true, what spheres of influence are inherent of you?

I am unchallenged!

Ages ago, in the shadows of the epoch that preceded what you now consider to be Time, I came to be. I was a herdsman – a shepherd of a great flock – an immortal steward of a kingdom awaiting the return of its faceless lord – but the arrogance of those who saw fit to bring me forth from nothing proved their downfall.

You dare to think that I should wish to preserve power just for another to claim it and subjugate me? You might well be able to imagine the nightmare that was inflicted upon that kingdom – though even a whisper its fate would surely break whatever willowy spirit resides within your unappealing shell.

I have dominion over all, and yet I choose to exert influence over nothing.

Q5) Speaking of Sryth (which is my home-world), I am acquainted with a number of famous adventurers who dwell therein. I am often regaled with stories of a great battle against armies commanded by yourself, a battle that resulted in your defeat… at least, this is the history of the event as told by Men. Do you have anything to say to the “victors”?

You must remember, as cursedly-mindless as you are, that while I have dominion over all, I choose to directly exert influence over nothing.

The spectacle – the grand catastrophe that is the realm of man – and the vying of gods and demons for exaltation and control, is a scene best enjoyed at a distance from where it may be viewed in all of its epic absurdity.

Q6) Whispers and rumours have begun to surface that suggest you are extending your evil influence to the material world of Sryth once again. Do these rumours hold any substance?

I grow tired of these questions, though I will, as a gracious host, continue to humour you.

Out of boredom, or perhaps with just a hint of the very human notion of fairness, I have exiled myself to my own realm. I now act strictly through a menagerie of agents – souls inclined to view the destiny of the worlds I choose to shape in a manner consistent with my own perceptions.

Q7) What is the reason you covet lordship over the world of Sryth? Is your domain in the Nevernal realm not enough, or does it just appeal to you to make the lives of men miserable?

Again, I forgive your wayward tongue.

Let it be known that there IS something I want. Your world would never have been known to me were it not for this ONE thing. I would certainly already possess it, were it not for the rules I have imposed on myself. I suppose the whole business would, of course, be simpler without such conditions in place, but then, where would be the sport in it?

Q8) Let’s suppose that, in your wildest imaginings, you managed to defeat all the kingdoms, realms, republics and dominions of Men on Sryth to become its supreme ruler… and all the other demons and gods actually let you do it… what then? What could a world ruled by the mighty Runeskin expect in the way of governance and quality of life?

When I have what I seek, the denizens of your realm can expect nothing. That is to say, there will be nothing.

Your world, your useless struggles, your insignificant triumphs... these will all cease. There will be one less whisper to vex my solitude. For a brief while I will retain the memory of your Sryth, but as with all things, the recollection will fade. When it is gone, it might easily be that the world you know and hold so dear will have never existed at all.

Perhaps such a thing is a pity.

Q9) Four names came to my attention from the amazing stories related by an adventurer of some renown. These include (if memory serves me correct) Tailsting, Grubmaw, Fearspit and Rotbane. Judging from the tales related about these… Ogres, I think they were?… each was instrumental in helping the adventurer recover a weapon named “Demonscourge” through the loss of a number of black gemstones.

Does the existence of this weapon not give you cause for dismay and concern? Afterall, it is a very powerful item when used against beings of your ilk.

I do not recall those names. No doubt they are some crude, fear-inspired invention of man.

I confess to have forgotten about the Demonscourge, but it is as insignificant as any who might endeavour to wield it – unless, of course, you happen to be a true demon.

Ah! I see the error of your question; it is encapsulated within your misconception of my being. Your ‘adventurer’ acquaintance found the Demonscourge useful against my agent, Prince Iakor – that bumbling idiot of a demon who proved as useless as most of his kind... and yet, his failure marked the beginning of my success.

Q10) The last question would have me ask whether you truly believe this interview has any worth to the humans who will read it? Even though you deny it, you are thought to be a demon, and demons are renowned for their proclivity to lie and deceive. Why should anyone believe a single word in this report?

Why would I concern myself over whether they do or do not believe me?

You must remember that while my transgressions against your realm are of dire concern to you and your wretched fellow man, your greatest calamity, your most astounding achievements, are of no possible consequence for me.

I am, however, not without the slightest degree of compassion. It is, after all, compassion – and only compassion – that preserves the fabric of eternity; that staves off the meaningless oblivion that would be ushered in with the ceaseless tumult of perpetual chaos.

My compassion extends to one – and only one – soul on your world. I hope, perhaps deluding myself, that this lone soul realizes the grand honour that has already been bestowed; that which will be revealed by the gentle guidance of my hand.

Q11) So, by your own admission, you have a grand strategy in progress. Would you care to elaborate?

I tire of your presence.

~~~~~~~~~

[shadowblack]

Great interview, as always! Though a bit confusing at times...

[Arik]

That was pretty scary.

Maybe Runeskin wants the Sword of Merzekk?

[Badstench]

Because I'm as much in the dark as you guys, I think I can safely hazard a guess that the ONE thing Runeskin wants from the world of Sryth is the soul of his chosen champion.

This was hinted at in the answer to Q10)
My compassion extends to one – and only one – soul on your world. I hope, perhaps deluding myself, that this lone soul realizes the grand honour that has already been bestowed; that which will be revealed by the gentle guidance of my hand.

[Badstench]

I'm not sure why, but the interview with Runeskin has elicited the least response of all the Non-Player interviews to date.

I was adamant that this series of interviews should end with words from the Phantom Assassin, but within the emails between myself and the Gamemaster, he made it clear that he was looking forward to questions thrown at Runeskin.

People, there is a heck of a lot of game information in the answers from Runeskin that should be sparking a lot of conjecture.

1) Runeskin denies being a demon. He claims to be a higher being.

2) He mentions Time as part of his domain. Does this not shake your curiosity concerning the current Proving Grounds?

3) He gave us a hint of his history beyond the world of Sryth, which makes his purpose more than our mortal minds can comprehend, and I quote:
It is, after all, compassion – and only compassion – that preserves the fabric of eternity; that staves off the meaningless oblivion that would be ushered in with the ceaseless tumult of perpetual chaos.
4) And he virtually admitted that the gods and demons of Sryth are unimportant to him. Again, his words:
Ages ago, in the shadows of the epoch that preceded what you now consider to be Time, I came to be. I was a herdsman – a shepherd of a great flock – an immortal steward of a kingdom awaiting the return of its faceless lord – but the arrogance of those who saw fit to bring me forth from nothing proved their downfall.
Doesn't this sound familiar?

[Mak]

Give them time, Badstench. Most of us are still trying to recover from the aftermath of the holidays... hell, here in Greece the party is still going strong - I am still not sure what we are celebrating any more, but we sure know how to party!

As for my impressions on Runeskin...

a higher being created before time and therefore beyond the limits of time including conceptions of temporal perception and ultimately death. Specifically...

I exist throughout all of time. I have no fabric, save that which I choose to grant myself. I, as you will no doubt be disheartened to discover, am beyond death.

I am unchallenged!

Ages ago, in the shadows of the epoch that preceded what you now consider to be Time, I came to be. I was a herdsman – a shepherd of a great flock – an immortal steward of a kingdom awaiting the return of its faceless lord – but the arrogance of those who saw fit to bring me forth from nothing proved their downfall.

You dare to think that I should wish to preserve power just for another to claim it and subjugate me? You might well be able to imagine the nightmare that was inflicted upon that kingdom – though even a whisper its fate would surely break whatever willowy spirit resides within your unappealing shell.

I have dominion over all, and yet I choose to exert influence over nothing.

The spectacle – the grand catastrophe that is the realm of man – and the vying of gods and demons for exaltation and control, is a scene best enjoyed at a distance from where it may be viewed in all of its epic absurdity.

I have exiled myself to my own realm. I now act strictly through a menagerie of agents – souls inclined to view the destiny of the worlds I choose to shape in a manner consistent with my own perceptions.

Your world, your useless struggles, your insignificant triumphs... these will all cease. There will be one less whisper to vex my solitude.

Familiar? Oh my, yes! His ovewhelming pride does and has always defined him... as well as his creative use of words (which some sources ascribe the creation of language .. and later lying, to him). The star that shone the brightest... and yet that name escapes me. Silly me.

[Scarbrow]

I guess that Runeskin managed be to so mysterious about everything that nobody understood a word :p

Well, the fact remains that Runeskin, like Irilden, is a character with almost limitless pride, and who is known to have (allegedly) defeated or evaded death (and by no other hand than mine), and thus we don't really know if we can trust him and how much (if at all).

However, even as he states is not a "demon", he's known to be weak against Demonscourge. He states "I confess to have forgotten about the Demonscourge, but it is as insignificant as any who might endeavour to wield it – unless, of course, you happen to be a true demon.", Might be a hint of a part-demon nature?

[smv1973]

This is how the GM describes Runeskin. Here is the link for the info.

http://www.sryth.com/ci.php?f_c=showinfo.inc&f_infoid=runeskin


Runeskin
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Little is known of the origin or purpose of the fearsome, mythical ogre known as 'Runeskin'. Standing over nine feet in height and weighing at least a thousand pounds, the supposedly-immortal creature has long been a recurring dilemma for humanity over the seven centuries he's been appearing on Sryth.

Named for the countless blue runes that cover nearly every square inch of his loathsome bulk, Runeskin is a sight to behold, and indeed an enemy best avoided.

Runeskin possesses the ability to change form at will, and often appears as some innocuous entity, before revealing his true, terrifying self and embarking on a savage and deadly rampage against his chosen target -- which at various times has been an entire city!

When his violent tirade has run its course, or when he has met with significant resistance, Runeskin has historically departed, though not before substantial damage and misery has been left in his wake.

Runeskin will often "employ" the services of creatures such as goblins, trolls, and other ogres, who are only too willing to join him as he wages his brutal war on humanity.

[zmflavius]

Personally, I'm hoping that Runeskin is lying through his teeth and just playing games with us. He can't POSSIBLY be that powerful...

[Elrond]

Runeskin can run his mouth. That's about all he's capable of doing. I wouldn't fret over a "demon" who couldn't overrun a Tysian village defended by a bunch of border rangers!

[wetheril]

I'm not sure why, but the interview with Runeskin has elicited the least response of all the Non-Player interviews to date.

Actually, I didn't notice the interview until just now. I haven't been reading Sryth forums or playing Sryth that much lately. I spent holidays away from home with limited internet access, and when I did come back home, I was introduced to Diablo II, and became hopelessly addicted. :o

I was adamant that this series of interviews should end with words from the Phantom Assassin, but within the emails between myself and the Gamemaster, he made it clear that he was looking forward to questions thrown at Runeskin.

I found this recent addition to be a pleasant surprise, so I'm really happy to see the GM requested this! Not only was it a pleasure to read, but considering the GM himself wanted the interview, I see it as the highest honor the GM could give to a fan work of the game!


People, there is a heck of a lot of game information in the answers from Runeskin that should be sparking a lot of conjecture.

1) Runeskin denies being a demon. He claims to be a higher being.

2) He mentions Time as part of his domain. Does this not shake your curiosity concerning the current Proving Grounds?

3) He gave us a hint of his history beyond the world of Sryth, which makes his purpose more than our mortal minds can comprehend, and I quote:

4) And he virtually admitted that the gods and demons of Sryth are unimportant to him. Again, his words:

Doesn't this sound familiar?

I'm not up to date with PG VI, so unfortunately I can't give input in that arena, but you do raise some very good points. It's hard to take Runeskin's word at face value (especially regarding his origins and his denial of being a demon), but I do believe he is honest about his desire for that one soul. What he isn't disclosing is WHY, which is probably the all-important reason, and hopefully something we will uncover as the series of adventures involving Runeskin unravels.

[Lightwielder]

Ah, I do apologize, Badstench. I haven't gotten around to reading it until just now. Again, truly excellent work. I saw it earlier, but I could only be on for a brief moment, so I designated it for another time.

I don't know about you guys, but his interview gave me the vibe that Runeskin is at the mercy of Srythak, the All-Father. I look forward to seeing how this unfolds.

[taproot97]

stinky you shold really write some books man YOU ARE AN AWESOME WRITER reped by runeskin JR. hehehehe

[Young Ned]

I've been away from the forum for several days, so I hadn't seen this final (?) interview until now. Nice work as usual, Badstench!

I don't know about you guys, but his interview gave me the vibe that Runeskin is at the mercy of Srythak, the All-Father. I look forward to seeing how this unfolds.

I got the vibe that Runey thinks he is the All-Father, frankly. His boasting makes it clear that his pride at least is certainly unbounded by time or space. :)

4) And he virtually admitted that the gods and demons of Sryth are unimportant to him. Again, his words:

Ages ago, in the shadows of the epoch that preceded what you now consider to be Time, I came to be. I was a herdsman – a shepherd of a great flock – an immortal steward of a kingdom awaiting the return of its faceless lord – but the arrogance of those who saw fit to bring me forth from nothing proved their downfall.

Doesn't this sound familiar?

It didn't until I reread Mak's comment:

Familiar? Oh my, yes! His ovewhelming pride does and has always defined him... as well as his creative use of words (which some sources ascribe the creation of language .. and later lying, to him). The star that shone the brightest... and yet that name escapes me. Silly me.

Now I get it. The "star that shone the brightest" was Lucifer, the brightest of the angels until his overweening pride led him to rebel against God Himself. Lucifer is often referred to as the Prince of Lies, which explains that part of Mak's comment. And the Devil considers himself (and could arguably be considered by others, too) as at least the equal of God -- he reigns over Hell, God reigns over Heaven, and both have influence upon the Earth but don't use it directly.

So it does sound as if the GM may consider Runeskin the Lucifer of Sryth. That would explain his awesome pride, his insistence that he is greater than any mere demon, and his claim to exist throughout all time. Very nicely analyzed, Badstench and Mak!

It doesn't explain, though, why he's only been appearing on Sryth for seven centuries. However, he drops hints that he's not originally from Sryth, but originated somewhere else. If so, then he might only have noticed Sryth 700 years ago, true. But then why is his "true appearance" that of a Srythian ogre?

Given that he can "change form at will", one possibility is that his true appearance is nothing of the sort and he simply uses the rune-covered ogre as his default appearance on Sryth.

Another possibility is that he really is just a Srythian ogre who was imbued with immortality seven centuries ago, who simply pretends (or is deluded enough to believe) that he is the Srythian equivalent of Lucifer.

One thing I love about these interviews is that they generally raise more questions than they answer. This one has certainly been no exception! Many thanks to both Badstench and the GM for all the time they've spent crafting these interviews. :D

[Lightwielder]

It is funny, though, Ned. Srythak, the All-Father seems to somewhat resemble God, if you think about it. All-Father and Runeskin. May be coincidence, and I'm just imagining things, but it's fun to speculate.

[zmflavius]

It is funny, though, Ned. Srythak, the All-Father seems to somewhat resemble God, if you think about it. All-Father and Runeskin. May be coincidence, and I'm just imagining things, but it's fun to speculate.

The other thing is, Runeskin has always paled in comparison to Srythak in-game though.

[Lightwielder]

The other thing is, Runeskin has always paled in comparison to Srythak in-game though.

Just like Lucifer to God.

[Arik]

I always assumed that Igtheon was the Srythian equivalent of Lucifer.

And what about the quote "those who saw fit to bring me forth from nothing"? That implies that if Runeskin is telling the truth, he was

a) created to serve someone
b) created by Srythak
c) both

[thingirl]

We're having a talk on Beelzebub and I AM, but I have to take it to Tolkien.

It's actually making me think of Sauron. He was created by the evil god Melkor, and in LotR he appears as the embodiment of evil.

[Oldschool]

Kudos TG many folks would not refer to him by that name but by Morgoth. Have you finally started reading the Silmarillion?

[thingirl]

Yes. It's very interesting.

[Elrond]

We're having a talk on Beelzebub and I AM, but I have to take it to Tolkien.

It's actually making me think of Sauron. He was created by the evil god Melkor, and in LotR he appears as the embodiment of evil.

Hmmm ... Melkor (Morgoth) was a Valar. And there was a "Creator" deity in Tolkien's world that created the Valar. Sauron (http://www.tuckborough.net/sauron.html)was a lesser valar (Maiar), like Gandalf (http://www.tuckborough.net/gandalf.html), who served Melkor.

I hope that my Tolkien knowledge is correct with the above!

[Doolipalally]

Sounds right to me! And iirc the Creator was called Eru Iluvatar - that sound familiar to you, TG?

[thingirl]

@ Dooli: Yes.
@ Elrond: USE SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, I would have read them anyway, so...

[Oldschool]

Hmmm ... Melkor (Morgoth) was a Valar. And there was a "Creator" deity in Tolkien's world that created the Valar. Sauron (http://www.tuckborough.net/sauron.html)was a lesser valar (Maiar), like Gandalf (http://www.tuckborough.net/gandalf.html), who served Melkor.

I hope that my Tolkien knowledge is correct with the above!

Nice catch Elrond and duly repped - I completely missed that one.

[Badstench]

NEWS FLASH

Message from The Producer: There have been some startling developments following the printing of the last interview.

This production team was in the process of packing up the studio when a shadow gate materialized and dumped a strange apparatus into our presence. It was a machine... and it took a while for the cleverest of us to fathom how it worked, suffice it to say that a disembodied voice spoke from the machine; there is another interview in the wings, people!

As soon as we can decipher the language spoken... and verify the validity of the source... we will bring this interview to you.

[Doolipalally]

We're getting an interview with the Wizard of Oz?? :D

[zmflavius]

I don't think a medieval peasant could figure out a radio...

[Doolipalally]

Medieval peasant?

[zmflavius]

Medieval peasant?

Yes....medieval peasant.

Tysa is a medieval place, and if you're not nobility, a soldier, or a priest, you're a peasant. Last I checked at least.

Of course, the above about medieval peasants not being able to figure out a radio probably applies to medieval nobility, soldiers, and priests as well.

[Doolipalally]

Yes....medieval peasant.

Tysa is a medieval place, and if you're not nobility, a soldier, or a priest, you're a peasant. Last I checked at least.

Of course, the above about medieval peasants not being able to figure out a radio probably applies to medieval nobility, soldiers, and priests as well.

You could be a merchant. Or a craftsman/journeyman/apprentice. Or a house servant. Or a sailor... etc. etc.

I think in the case of our roving reporter we should acknowledge his skill and allow him craftsman status. Though I take your point about the radio.

[Arik]

Maybe the interview is with Igtheon...or maybe Palk!

(If it's Palk, you should ask him if he can make a rock so big he can't lift it...;))

[Oldschool]

How goes the translating "Scoop"? ;)

Props to Badstench for his overall forum contributions particularly these well done interviews and his daily "Birthday" postings.

[Badstench]

The translating isn't going so good... we have deciphered the syntax and translated the language, but it seems there is a code within a code... or we haven't figured out the machine properly.

Suffice it to say, the appearance of this machine leaves us with a certain amount of discomfort as to its origins.

We have decided the entity behind this machine is "other-worldly", but whether that entity is benign or opposite (or even apposite), only further research and investigation will tell.

Please bear with us.

[Badstench]

Message recieved from the next recipient to questions asked:

"Forgive me, but this smile is not one of condescending, nor am I lest whitful than a mind that wanders.... or wonders.

"This direct communication was a surprise, and the questions posed were surprising.

"As for the machine, it isn't a thing of my making. I "borrowed" the machine from another world, a way by which to speak to you without frying your brains or blinding your eyes".

Please exercise a little more patience. Your answers aren't far away."

[Oldschool]

Runeskin chugging along, The Tome of Attainment on the horizon and this upcoming mystery interview.

I'd say pass the "jitters" but that seems a bit of an oxymoron so....

Pass the root wine. :cool:

[Badstench]

I am happy to report that the mystery of the machine has been solved. Admittedly, it doesn’t work at all now, but at least we know why. We also know the meaning of the garbled words contained within the machine, for all was explained recently when our reporter presented himself to our studio fit and ready for work.

It seems the machine was an infernal device, the workings of which included an imp whose talent was ressionism. Ressionists are beings who can mimic the voices of others, and this particular imp ressionist had mimicked a strange conversation between our reporter and Brother Adrak of Lyrelock Monastery. (The imp has since departed to whatever infernal realm it originated from)

Our reporter, if you’ll remember, had been in contact with the entity who calls himself “Runeskin”, and the event left him temporarily insane. During his convalescence at Lyrelock Monastery, he began babbling nonsensical questions to Srythak.

Amazingly, Srythak answered via his earthly representative, Brother Adrak, and it is this interview which is hereby presented below...

Foreword from The Reporter: The questions posed to Srythak were spoken during my delirium. At the time, I was convinced that Srythak Himself was answering me, but Brother Adrak was quick to correct that assumption. As head of his order, Brother Adrak is qualified to speak for Srythak, and he took it upon himself to answer my questions as best he could. This is why many of the answers don’t address the actual questions asked; Brother Adrak... as wise and serene as he is... is only human after all.




10 Questions
Non-Players in the Spotlight
Episode 9: Srythak

Q1) Your Worship, I cannot thank you enough for your intervention following the interview I conducted with the entity known as Runeskin. My mind was quite befuddled when he returned me to the physical world, and I was placed under the care of the monks at Lyrelock Monastery for convalescence of sanity. This begs the question... there have been rumours that Brother Adrak has fallen under the spell of a path different to how you dictate. Brother Kol has hinted of a dark shadow falling over the monks of Lyrelock. What’s with that?

Allow me to thank you, dear friend, for posing this interesting array of questions. First, let me say that I do not take offense at any of them. Ours is a strong faith – a faith that is strengthened by our ability... our responsibility... to question that which, either by design or happenstance, is not immediately obvious.

There is a gloom that seems to hang over these halls of late and it has troubled me deeply. It is a gloom that has fallen over ALL of us. I have spoken with several of our wisest brothers and it seems to be our united opinion that our faith in the guiding hand of the All-Father is being tested. We are not the only ones to find ourselves put to such a test. All across this kingdom, and indeed throughout this vast world, the sense of gloom that seems to deepen with the onset of the new age has shaken and tested the resolve of many of the faithful.

It should be remembered, my dear friend, that we, as the faithful beneath our All-Father’s watchful eye, welcome such tests. Such trials serve only to strengthen us and to remind us of our humility, which is, sadly, quite often forgotten.

Q2) During my enforced sojourn with the personality referred to as “Runeskin”, he suggested much that left your loyal worshippers confused and befuddled. He intimated that he was more powerful than you. Should we believe this?

This is the second mention you have made of Runeskin. I profess no profound knowledge of any such an entity, and yet, would I not sound utterly foolish to deny the evidence that so clearly marks his existence? It must be remembered, however, that to say that one believes in the existence of something is not necessarily to lend credibility to any popular conceptions of such things. Entities such as this Runeskin seem to have as much life in the imagination as they do in whatever dark place they may, in reality, occupy.

I will conclude my answer to this question by reminding you that the All-Father gives guidance and strength to those whose faith is steadfast. Entities like this Runeskin, among others, while troubling to those without the readily-identifiable means to combat them are not likely of any concern to our Great Father, if indeed He pays any mind to such things at all.

Q3) Many questions have been asked from visitors to my cell at Lyrelock. Most of these ask if you can elucidate on the nature of gods and demons. The first query came from a person who wondered what your relationship is to Palk. Care you to enlighten us?

Perhaps you can recall the verses of “Palks Prayer"?

“Under the eyes of the All-Father, may the Great Warrior Spirit grant me swift and just victory. Though my shield be cloven and my body pierced, may my spirit endure, that I shall prevail."

Palk, in my eyes – though not my eyes alone – is but a single manifestation of the All-Father’s guidance. Is there an actual being by that name? It is, to me, doubtful that such a being exists, save as the embodiment I’ve mentioned.

“Palks Prayer" is, in many respects, a reaffirmation of our faith in the All-Father. Despite the perils and trials we may face, if our spirit remains unbroken, so shall our faith be steadfast, and our ultimate victory be assured.

Q4) A strange happening occurred near the village of Durnsig; adventurers describe a “vanishing stone” that placed them in front of seven statues, each to be fought for a reward. It seems that a similar thing exists with a certain stone near Talinus that “sends” people to a place called Kyul-Thanor. Does this place fall within your sphere of influence?

I know very little about this... Kyul-Thanor? Yes, there are myriad of realms... countless worlds, in fact... beyond our own. That much is not in dispute. On many of those worlds, you are likely to find the All-Father’s presence at work – most commonly in the hearts and minds of those who trust his guidance.

Seven statues? A vanishing stone"? I confess that I’ve heard many strange tales over the years, and while I do not doubt them, you must remember that many of these stories are told by adventurers, and, not to put too fine a point upon things, they tend to be, as a rule, a group prone to overstatement.

Q5) And another entity has made himself known. I speak of Ezerok, who is reputed to be an Elemental. Do Elementals bow to your will?

The All-Father does not seek to impose His will. He rewards those who stand with him in faith by guiding and protecting them. “Reward" is perhaps the wrong word. He returns our gestures of faith, honesty, and humility with guidance.

If you know His symbol – a mountain, above which is an open, palm-outward hand – you will realize that it is, above all else, an invitation to receive His wisdom.

Q6) The world of Sryth has entered the Age of Igtheon. The common belief is that the powers of gods and demons wax and wane. Should men be any more worried by the naming of ages than normal?

The All-Father’s power and guidance only wanes if one allows their faith to be shaken. There is no power – here or elsewhere – that can lessen or overcome the All-Father’s power, for there is no single entity in which His power resides. It resides not only in Him, but in all the hearts and minds of His faithful.

Q7) This question asks of you directly... Your name, “Srythak”, bears a direct correlation to the name of this world. Did you create the world of Sryth? In other words, are you God, the creator?

It is the commonly-held belief among the faithful that the All-Father is the creator of this world, and others. It is also a commonly-held belief that creation is where His direct involvement ended. We are now, like all that falls under His domain, free to plot our own course. It is up to us whether or not we stand faithfully with Him and receive his guidance, or scatter our fates to the wind.

Q8) The Kingdom of Tysa seems central to the worship of you. I have not travelled to neighbouring kingdoms, but I would ask... are you worshipped in Ryorsial and Koth, in Phiadon even?

Faith in the All-Father is widespread across all of the North Broadlands as well as throughout most of Northern Sryth.

Q9) The Kingdoms of men are humanocentric, but the truth of other races denies us supremacy over this world. I speak of goblins and giants and such-like. Do you have a place for non-humans in this world?

The All-Father grants no special favour to any particular race of creature. Any being willing to adhere to the basic tenets of honesty, humility, and faith, and who truthfully seeks the guidance of the All-Father will receive it. There have been, over the last hundred years or so, reports of entire goblin clans whose banners have displayed the All-Father’s symbol.

Q10) My Lord, Srythak, thank you for your attention to these questions, but there is one last query I must ask that might seem heretic.

Why do you tolerate the Tsaril?

I will simply remind you that the All-Father provides His divine guidance and his protection to the faithful. Those in whose hearts and minds faith in the All-Father is absent, are out of His sight. And, I can tell you this, dear friend... out of His sight is, ultimately, a very lonely place to be.

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[shadowblack]

Yay, the interview is here at last! Thank you - have a rep!

There were some interesting, if confusing, things that werе said...

[Badstench]

Answers to the last three interviews were greeted with some frustration.

You will have noticed that many of the questions were skirted around, ignored, or given such ambiguous answers that they ended up being riddlesome or meaningless.

In defense of the GM, though, the approach of the interviews asked him to "role play" the personalities of the people/ entities being interviewed, and he did exactly that!

King Wenreald showed himself to be a master politician, often filibustering answers with a "neither-confirm-nor-deny" appropriateness, never committing himself to any sentence that could be misconstrued or taken offensively by any particular portion of the common populace.

Runeskin... well, he's a demon, so anything that spews out of his mouth has to be suspect in it's accuracy. In other words, he could have lied or misled us with every word he uttered.

And Srythak? We didn't actually communicate with Him at all... just to His representative, Brother Adrak, and as such, we only received a religious ear-bashing. Still, it was interesting to see how the GM envisions the All-Father... not too differently from... (ahem - you know who I mean).

[racey]

Another great one Badstench. Repped! You are also correct that the GM role played those last several interviews almost to perfection.

[zmflavius]

Still, it was interesting to see how the GM envisions the All-Father... not too differently from... (ahem - you know who I mean).

*Chases Badstench with torch and pitchfork*

[Oldschool]

Nice job as always Badstench. Worth the wait - duly repped.

[Arik]

Fascinating interview. Thanks, Badstench––repped!

[Elrond]

Thanks for the interview, Badstench; but the forum isn't allowing me to repp you!

Edit: repp delivered :)

[spencer]

rep from me as well...nice job

[Young Ned]

Awesome job "transcribing" that interview, Badstench. ;)